"Ronald Reagan is a diseased midget steeped in chocolate slimfast!" - - James Inman

10.15.2007

‘We’ve Treated The Arab World As A Collection Of Big Gas Stations’ - Gen. John Abizaid (Ret.)



Quite a quote from Abizaid, who went on to say about the Iraq war, “Of course it’s about oil, we can’t really deny that.” You may remember him as former CENTCOM commander, or perhaps from his role as Chupe on the popular telenovela Quien es Tarde a la Pachanga de mi Abuelita?" Full Story

10.03.2007

Pontiff's Pussy Pens Page-Turner!



Finally the children of the world will hear the truth about everyone's favorite goose-stepping Pontiff, and all from from the creature who knows him best. Purporting to be BFF with Eggs Benedict XVI himself, Chico the cat spins quite a yarn with this book, then his editor hold it up for him to bat at. Full Story