"Ronald Reagan is a diseased midget steeped in chocolate slimfast!" - - James Inman

1.28.2009

Best MySpace Ever!

Okay, so I found this MySpace after falling down the rabbit hold for about an hour, and it's the best one I've ever seen which is how I came up for the title of this weblog posting, "Best MySpace Ever!"

Anywho, the page in question belongs to someone who is primarily obsessed with Johnny Depp and his portrayal of Capt. Jack Sparrow in Pirates of the Caribbean. This in itself is no accomplishment. The person becomes truly special because their secondary obsession is Rachel Ray. Hmm... This doesn't quite make sense right away, but once you have spent the 45 minutes required to really digest this person's page you will soon realize that your first impression was correct and you wasted a lot of time. But wait! Your time really wasn't wasted. You were just entertained, but you haven't realized it yet. It's a special kind of entertainment, the kind that can only come from giving a clinically insane person the tools to pimp their MySpace.