And if it is Huck-A-Mania, what are you going to do when it comes for you? Why is he such a jerk? Is it his idiotic support of the fair tax? Is it his covering up of his son's dog killing follies? Is it the hideous picture you see above? Well, there may be another cause to add to the ever swelling litany of reasons that is our dear Hucklebee is a pair of dirty sweatpants peed on by a convicted felon.
My friend Ricardo said that supposedly Hucklebee lied when he said he lost all that baby fat from just eating right and exercising, and that he really had help from a little friend called gastric bypass surgery.Ricardo read it on this one website, but he is pretty reliable and he is finally getting sick of Ron Paul, so I feel I can trust his judgment more now. Also, he has a lot of time to look at shit on the internet.
Supposedly, right before Huckster lost all his weight he went on a vacation and wouldn't tell any of his staff where he was going. He was gone long enough to have had the surgery and recovered, and he had already started his weight-loss by the time he returned to work. This may or may not be true, but no one reads this and if I'm not posting whatever wacky shit I hear I'll never be like my hero Matt Drudge.
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